funnest time of all time. all the time.

last night was amazing. i went shopping to start it all off and got sweet shit on sale. really i wouldnt call it "sweet shit" because its pretty basic but it was still cool. i ran into my favorite mac make up artist at nordstrom and he was all "oh btw we are having a rager tonight." and im like "oh no joke? because andrew has already sent me about 15 text messages about how i should come." i went home and ate chinese food that was actually good. not greasy and not all bloaty feeling. i had a beer and then drove to pick up keith at the beachland tavern but found him instead at "music saves." i realized the thing they give away free shit in is the collecting dishes at church and they were like "holy shit no one ever realizes that." and i was all "oh thanks. i rule." then we went to get a drink and i ran into vielma who just quit at "the bravo" as she called it. she is tall and blond and really irritating so i peaced outta there asap. we went to the party and i was like "its that building, top floor." and keith goes "oh jed used to live there." and i was all "omg that is where we are going, to jed and shawn, and antonio, and andrew's apartment!" and he was like "man we were bros back in the day im so excited!!" i then had some difficulty parallel parking the mini van and gave up on it. everyone was so excited keith was there and i got lots of kisses and hugs and stuff. and then john rybicki and drew showed up! there was some pizza. we talked and danced and stuff and i met some new people who include but are not limited to: andrew, rachel, yuki, joseph, john/chris (cannot remember). really i didnt meet that many new people so it was kind of a lie, that sentence i mean. but then i was chillin out drinking some champaigne in shawn's room and keith got control of my cell phone. while he was on it, "girl talk" started playing and we had a great time dancing. i've never heard anyone mix pop songs quite so well. i don't think ive ever danced so well either. (that may be another lie). but then the cops came and they cut out in the middle of my new favorite song which i care to not list here. then i lost keith, but andrew tried to help me find him. i found him, chatted with andrew, and then went home. and it was andrews birthday and i forgot to tell him happy birthday before i left so i felt kind of bad. i also forgot to tell a lot of other people it was his birthday so i feel kind of bad about that too. oh well. i have to go to work soon.

well if that wasn't a play by play, i don't know what was.
oh also i went to curves yesterday and they said im only 16.1% body fat. that means close to being in the greatest shape of all time/dead. i'm pretty sure it's completely inaccurate but i still feel good about it.