top three conversations had while administering beer drinking surveys tonight (thanks guys!)

1.
me: how many times a month do you drink imports?
guy: how many times a month do you have sex?
me: i'm not answering that.
guy: okay, then how many times a month do you make out?

2.
me: hi, i'm doing a survey on beer drinking. do you have a few minutes?
guy: sure, but only if you dance with me.
me: um, no, but i can give you five dollars.
guy: i feel used.

3.
me: on a scale of 1-5, wha--
guy: you're a five!