cause and effect.
cause: four successful years of college.
primary effect: graduation.
secondary effect: family 'vacation' to boston.
tertiary effect: parties, food, exhaustion.
cause: drunken bike riding, poor balance.
primary effects: huge crash, pain, blood.
secondary effects: cool bandages, muscle relaxants, postponing vacation.
tertiary effects: intense sleeping, negative mood, lonliness.
cause: age between 18-22
primary effect: eligibility to fly cheap standby from boston to chicago.
secondary effect: flight saturday may 27th.
tertiary effects: visits to zach and neal
quadernary effects: seeing "too much light makes the baby go blind," eating delicious food, fun shopping, drinking at amazing bars, buying alcohol past 11 pm, walking millions of miles, wearing dresses, falling in love with chicago and all it has to offer. (i feel like i belong here in the midwest - the last four (to six) years in boston have been a hilarious joke.)
posted by jacqueline @ 11:11 PM
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in re: your bike crash, i made a new friend today. his name was eric, and he was taking the fung wah bus with me. i asked who his favorite ninja turtle was. it was leonardo. why? because he has a sword. then eric showed me his elbow scar. he said it was from crashing on his bike. i said look at MY elbow! he said so what. i said there's gravel in there. he said oh man. i said hey eric do you wear a helmet? and he said no. i said oh why not? he said: because i'm in the ULTIMATE RACE. i called dave goli immediately and dave goli spoke with eric and said "that's a stupid reason."
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