newsflash

in the course of a week baby charlotte has learned to crawl, and pull herself up to standing position. she also does this incredibly cute snorting thing and laughs whenever you pant like a dog.

in other news, due to the lack of funds, interest in drinking beer, and considering my parents will be in town for like 5 days this coming weekend, i gotta stay in boston this weekend. i will come a different weekend and for sure bring the rage. sorry to disappoint! i'll make it up to you via handjob or something.

we're off to the sligo. i need to feel assured i will suffer all day tomorrow from a hangover while starting and finishing two huge assignments in order to graduate. may as well live the last day of work as i have the rest of the school year.

I wanna chew my bubble gum with you.
And I wanna walk you home from school.
And I wanna carry your books to every class.
And I wanna fuck you up the ass.
Girl, don't you know it's true, how much I love you.
I wanna sing it 'cross the land, oh won't you hold my hand?
She tells me that she loves me,
Now I'm gonna tell her that I love her.
She tells me that she loves me,
Now I'm gonna try and fuck her.
But where the hell are my priorities?
Left in the hands of the authorities.